My life pretty much consists of shipping the fuck out of Destiel and Johnlock. Good day.
When you put the book down because you can sense a character death coming up but you don’t want it to happen yet and you’re in a state of semi-kinda-sort-of denial NO ONE IS DYING TONIGHT
*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do
The more you know!